Jonathan, how many times do I have to tell you: You have Genesis. YOU. HAVE. GENESIS!!! GENNN--ESSS---, you know what, screw it, do what you want (which is anything, by the way since YOU HAVE GENESIS!).
Adam Ross | | Email | Homepage | 07.29.08 - 11:33 pm | #
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That's what I'm trying to tell Khan. He won't listen. We've got the ship, we've got freedom, we've got Genesis (all their cds too). We can go anywhere, do anything but NOOOOOOO!!!!! Apparently it's not good enough unless we can kill Kirk. Or do worse than kill him, hurt him. Oh god, he's driving me crazy with this obsession.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 8:44 am | #
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Come on, if my plastic surgeon did to me what Kirk did to Farrah Fawcett, I'd be trying to vaporize him, too!
Marilyn Ferdinand | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 9:30 am | #
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It's those seats of rich, Corinthian leather.
Peter Nellhaus | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 9:31 am | #
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Yeah, and Khan? Those stupid little sand beetles you keep putting in my ear while I'm asleep? They hurt like a bastard! Knock that shit off, it's not funny anymore. It was never funny, if you want to know the truth.
bill | | Email | 07.30.08 - 10:18 am | #
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Khan lost his Cordova when Seti Alpha VI exploded shortly after Kirk dropped them off. Being without his Cordova, or his little buddy Tattoo, he was forced to use whatever means necessary for plastic surgery on Seti Alpha V. As for the sand beetles, it appears to be his only form of entertainment.
It's sad really. All I know is this: On the next evaluate your boss day, he's getting some very low marks from me. And I'm telling you right now, I am calling out sick if he plans on going to the moons of Nibia.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 10:56 am | #
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And Khan, bubby, put on a shirt that fits, you'll be more comfortable. And have some brisket, you should eat something.
Arbogast Up Your Ass | | Email | 07.30.08 - 11:26 am | #
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Yeah well let me tell you, I once suggested he try and change his look, you know, different shirt, new hairstyle. Know what he said to me? "From Hell's heart I spit at thee!" I was like, fuck it, look like an idiot I don't care.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:35 am | #
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That Judith Light hairdo is so not the boss.
Arbogast Up Your Ass | | Email | 07.30.08 - 5:13 pm | #
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Actually, I think he's going for the Jeff Conaway look. Either way, there's definitely a Danza connection in there somewhere.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 7:13 pm | #
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Either that, or a Farrah Fawcett connection.
Rick | | Email | Homepage | 07.31.08 - 3:16 pm | #
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I think Farrah has a huge scar across her breast too.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 07.31.08 - 3:27 pm | #
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Last time I looked she did ...
Rick | | Email | Homepage | 08.01.08 - 1:15 am | #
