Anywho, the current occupants are two guys named Straker and Barlow. I met Straker at his antique shop the other day. Nice guy. Haven't met Barlow yet but Straker told me, "You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow, and he'll enjoy you." Boy what a couple of swell guys!
Hmm.... sounds like these guys may be gay. If that's the case, you might want to bring them a raunchy gag gift. Maybe a long wooden.. you know, sort of a... kind of a rod, but tapered at the end. For extra laffs, jab it at Barlow just as the door opens! Like, right at his chest! Hilarity.
Ken Lowery | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 11:49 am | #
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If they're as good-natured as I think they are I might just give that a try. I don't even know when we're going to get around to dinner because we're all going to be laughing and hugging each other so long after I arrive. It's going to be a great night! I'll fill you in on all the details later.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 12:16 pm | #
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I think they're vampires.
bill | | Email | 10.31.07 - 2:43 pm | #
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Well that's just crazy.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 3:25 pm | #
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Okay, well, when you go visit them and they die because of all the crosses you're throwing at them, don't say I didn't warn you.
bill | | Email | 10.31.07 - 3:53 pm | #
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If my good friend Danny Glick were here he'd say you're crazy too. 'Course, I haven't seen him lately. Don't know where he could be.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 4:01 pm | #
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Happy Halloween Jonathan!
Um, but you better be cautious about the house buying. You might want to consult this guy for some advice.
Cinebeats | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 4:22 pm | #
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Oh, please. Next you'll be saying that nice tall man who works down at the cemetery and rest home has some kind of flying ball of death.
Ken Lowery | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 4:22 pm | #
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I don't know about that, but I have heard that you guys might want to steer clear of that psychoplasmics institute they set up two towns over.
bill | | Email | 10.31.07 - 5:56 pm | #
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Kimberly,
Look at me teacher... look at me...
Yeah, I talked to Ben Mears earlier. He just laughed, jumped in his jeep and took off.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 6:38 pm | #
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Well Kimberly, Ken and Bill - I'm off. I'll tell you how it went later.
Happy Halloween!
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 6:38 pm | #
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I'm back from the house. I don't know what to say... I just... I feel awful. The door opened and... well, I'm not sure what happened really. Straker, boy was he mad! And Barlow, well... Barlow... again, I just feel awful. I don't think I got the house.
Jonathan Lapper | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 9:29 pm | #
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It's a bad market to buy, anyway.
Ken Lowery | | Email | Homepage | 10.31.07 - 11:52 pm | #
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